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Zahara Haze [zuh-HAHR-uh heyz] noun 1. An all-natural Jamaican/Swedish girl with incredible 32DDDs and an ass to match. 2. Bisexual sub/domme switch. 3. A marijuana enthusiast with an appetite for sex. 4. Your friendly neighborhood pain slut! |
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Awkward sex times at the mall
I just decided today was gonna be a stoner adventure for no reason this morning so I bought some brownies and peach shisha and downloaded Pink Floyd’s The Wall (movie) preparing for a pretty dope night. But I was out of hookah coals. Herp derp.
So anyway, I decided to go on an adventure downtown to get some coals, and successfully bought them, but then got super distracted because of pot brownies. Me and Spacedick headed to the mall for some Cinnabon and free massage chairs. The Cinnabon got me pretty excited, but the massage chair combined with the brownies made me really really horny. I practically creamed my tights.
Spacedick eventually got kicked out of the massage chair, probably because he had a boner, and then said he had to use the bathroom. He walks up to the door but I immediately stop him because I see a sign that says family restroom and being the terrible person I am I decide it’s as good a place as any for nasty things. Also I was still horny from the massage chair.
He ate my pussy until it was good and slippery and then fucked me right there on the sink. It was awesome. I came like 5 times. Then I heard impatient voices in Spanish outside the door. We scrambled to get our clothes back on and I grabbed his shoulder and started groaning and holding my face as we walked out the door, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t fool anyone with my sick act. I made really awkward eye contact with a horrified cleaning woman.
That was my day. I’m pretty satisfied with it.
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Hey Z, ever consider working with me for free?
Minus the 10 years, I’ve only been at this for 3. But seriously, the principle is the same. I do this for a living and you’re a goddamn idiot for asking.
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Anonymous asked: mans bashin over here come on came now plz
lolwut?
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Anonymous asked: when are you gona come on cam ??
I guess tonight at 10:30 PST
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Anonymous asked: come on cam tonight plzzzzzzzzzzz
oh alright
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Anonymous asked: when are you coming back on mfc ??
When the stars align properly
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Anonymous asked: when are you gona come on mfc next ??
When I feel like it.